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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

"Everything is under control."

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Ratings & Reviews

IMDb
6.7/10
20,527 votes
92/100
Fresh
M
77/100
Metascore
TMDB
6.4/10
263 votes
Great
Average
Poor

Awards & Recognition

Critical acclaim and industry honors

Nominated for 1 Oscar. 33 wins & 68 nominations total

Source: OMDB

Box Office Performance

Financial performance & earnings

Budget

$1.5M

Production Cost

Worldwide

$1.3M

Global Box Office

Domestic

$1,091,404

United States

Loss

$-153,192

ROI: -10%

Budget Recovery90% of budget
$0|Budget: $1.5M|Revenue: $1.3M

Where to Watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

CountryStreamFreeRentBuy
United States of AmericaR
HBO Max, HBO Max Amazon Channel—Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home, FlixFling, PlexAmazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Fandango At Home
Canada
Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium, Paramount Plus Basic with AdsHooplaApple TV Store, FlixFling, Amazon VideoApple TV Store, Amazon Video
AustraliaM
Stan—JustWatch TV, Apple TV Store, Amazon VideoApple TV Store, Amazon Video
Showing top 5 regions • Search to find more

Age Ratings by Country

United StatesR
United Kingdom15
AustraliaM
Brazil16
CZ12+
IL14
LTN-16
MexicoB-15

+6 more countries

Production

Director

Mary Bronstein

Writer

Mary Bronstein

Production Companies

A24Central PicturesFat CityBronxburgh

Cast

Rose Byrne photo

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien photo

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky photo

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald photo

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn photo

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein photo

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk photo

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg photo

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan photo

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater photo

Christian Slater

Father

No Image

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty photo

Ella Beatty

Kate

Tags & Keywords

hoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husbandpsychological dramamysterious illnessmontauk

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